Patience Sold Separately Tee

I’m not in a bad mood… you’re just still talking. ☕😂 The Patience Sold Separately Tee serves sarcasm diner-style with a bold vintage roadside back graphic featuring weathered neon signage, retro starbursts, checkerboard details, chrome accents, and the statement “I’m Not in a Bad Mood — You’re Just Still Talking.”

The coordinating front pocket features a steaming diner mug with “Patience Sold Separately” and an “Open 24 Hours” sign, giving the front its own fun detail without repeating the back.

Fit: Unisex fit. Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized, relaxed look.

.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Available in 58 colors
.: Sewn-in label